National Humor Month: Giggles and grins for kids
/April is National Humor Month. Don't let it end without getting in a few giggles, grins, and groans with the grandkids.
Here are a few to get things started:
What does a baby ear of corn call its father?
Pop Corn.
Why are movie stars cool?
Because they have so many fans.
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Two snowmen are standing in a meadow. One snowman turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"
What is the strongest bird?
A crane.
On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
On the outside.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
“You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.”
How do you find a lost rabbit?
Easy. Just make a sound like a carrot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me any more silly questions.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven—T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t
What is the difference between here and there?
The letter T.
What did the bad chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs he would fall over.
Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
In the dictionary.
Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have buck teeth.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mayor.
Mayor who?
Mayor days be filled with love and laughter.
Today's fill-in-the-blank:
The last person I shared a joke with was _______________.
