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58 egg-cellent Easter jokes for kids

Add a side of silly to your holiday happenings with these Easter goodies guaranteed to crack up kids … and kids at heart.

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.

How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane.

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot.

Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny sleep on Easter eve? He was too egg-cited.

Why are people tired in April? Because they just finished a march.

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like the other basketball players.

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that, it’s no longer empty.

Why shouldn't you tickle an Easter egg? You don't want it to crack up.

How does Easter end? With the letter R.

What kind of plants do Easter eggs grow? Eggplants.

How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours.

How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.

Why did the old man put the Easter Bunny on his head? Because he had no hare.

What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was eggs-cellent.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that sat in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With a hare brush.

What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?A honey bunny.

Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps!

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A smarty pants.

Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he’s a party pooper.

What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana.

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over and over and over? An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because he’s too young to drive.

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer.

Why should you never tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up.

How does a rabbit keep his fur in place? With hare spray.

What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

How are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply really fast.

What kinds of bedtime stories do bunnies like?Ones with hoppy endings.

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip hop.

What do you call a sleeping Easter egg? Egg-zosted.

What did the rabbits do after their wedding? Went on their bunnymoon.

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter.

If a rooster layed an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither, roosters don’t lay eggs.

What kinds of beans never grow in a garden? Jelly beans.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

What days do eggs hate the most? Fry-days.

How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots? It's been nice gnawing you!

What do you call the Easter Bunny after Easter? Tired.

Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit’s feet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An Egg-stra terrestial.

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.

Plus, one especially for the grandpas:

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.