Brief (breef) –noun
1. a short and concise statement or written item.
2. an outline, the form of which is determined by set rules, of all the possible arguments and information on one side of a controversy: a debater's brief.
3. an outline, summary, or synopsis.
4. briefs: close-fitting, legless underpants with an elastic waistband.
Grandma's Briefs (grand-muz breefs) –blog
1. Bits and bytes on life's second act: The good, bad and humorous of being a baby boomer, grandparent, parent of adult children, wife and writer, all while working to be a positive influence in my family, my community, my world.
Hi, I'm Lisa. I'm a grandma, a mom, a wife. I'm also a freelance writer and former newspaper editor doing my best to keep my writing muscle flexed.
When I first became a grandmother, I found few regularly updated blogs by and for grandmothers, so I decided to give it a whirl. This is my whirl. I started whirling in July of 2009 and have continued nearly daily ever since. I'm happy to report that in that time, the number of blogging grandparents has grown and the grandma blogger community of which I'm a member now thrives.
So, yes, I am indeed a grandma. My first grandson was born in June of 2008. My second, baby brother to the first, arrived in June of 2011. Both are children of my middle daughter and her husband — both whom were born in 1983. My two other daughters (born in 1982 and 1985) have yet to add to my gaggle of grandkids. I'm happy to patiently wait until the time is right for them. No pressure from this grandma!
The word "grandma" conjures images of old ladies with gray-haired buns, content to do nothing more than while away their remaining years in a rocking chair, crocheting this and that for loved ones. That stereotype does not fit me. That stereotype doesn't fit most grandmothers nowadays. We're so much more. We're younger, more vibrant, more active, more engaged, more involved, more interesting than the inaccurate and unrealistic idea often associated with the word Grandma. My hope is that someday soon the media, marketers and more will understand that.
That said, I must admit to possessing a few of the stereotypical Grandma traits: I love rocking chairs; I don't mind at all being called Gramma by my grandsons; I think that cool and unique socks make a perfectly fitting gift — though I do draw the line at underwear. And most importantly of all: I love my grandkiddos to pieces.
Beyond that, here's a smattering of other traits I'll admit to, for those sincerely seeking enlightenment by clicking on the "About" tab of this blog:
- I've been married to the same man for more than 30 years. We have three beautiful and amazing adult daughters, one awesome son-in-law (married to our middle daughter), the two aforementioned adorable and awesome grandsons, plus two cats and two rescue dogs — a pointer/pit mix and a black lab/shepherd mix.
- I love to read: books, magazines, websites, blogs and the daily print newspaper. I also love (love!) movies, music and live performances.
- I live in Colorado — have for more than 40 years — and have never skied.
- I'm trying hard to master my DSLR camera (Canon EOS Rebel T3i). I didn't have it at the outset of my blogging career but hope the quality of the photos accompanying my posts has improved at least a smidgen since getting it.
- I like my coffee black and prefer Columbian, Kona or Italian roasts. I'd choose tortilla chips and guacamole over M&Ms or chocolate cake any day. My favorite beer is Bohemia, favorite mixed drink 7&7s. I like to bake more than I like to cook. I'm just now getting the hang of caring for perennials and cross my fingers each year that those I planted will come back the following year; sometimes they surprise me and do.
- I'm a Christian. I pray daily, hourly and sometimes even more often than that. God probably gets a little tired of the running commentary in my head, but hey, we're told to pray without ceasing and I take that seriously.
- I'm a Cancer and pretty much fit the description to a T, meaning family and home own the biggest chunk of my heart.
- I'm a long-distance grandma, with my grandsons living more than 800 miles away in the desert. That's hard as hell. This blog is one of the ways I cope.
Want to know more? Just ask.
Disclosure: I sometimes am paid and/or receive products in exchange for being an ambassador for those products and services. I sometimes accept free products and write honest reviews on them. I sometimes get paid to write posts on specific topics. I sometimes get paid to tweet or post Facebook status updates for various things. Any content for which I've been paid is clearly marked as such and usually — but not always — posted in Grandma's Back Room, not on the home page. Sponsored or promotional tweets and FB status updates will include the #ad or #promo hashtag.
Ever wonder about any of the above? Just email me. Ever want to pay me for any of the above? Just email me. Ever want to send me free product with the understanding that I'm going to give my honest opinion even if I don't like the product or maybe even post no review at all if I don't like the product? Just email me.
The official and legal fine-print version of what I said above, aka my disclosure policy: This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact Lisa Carpenter (Lisa at GrandmasBriefs dot com). This blog accepts forms of cash advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation. The compensation received will never influence the content, topics or posts made in this blog. All advertising is in the form of advertisements generated by a third party ad network. Those advertisements will be identified as paid advertisements. The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider. This blog does not contain any content which might present a conflict of interest. (To get your own policy, go to http://www.disclosurepolicy.org.)