Misunderstanding what it takes to be a swinger

A colorful friend of mine stopped by for a drink the other day.

hummingbird visitor 

After sating himself with the sweet stuff, my friend obliged me and accepted the open invitation to give swinging a try.

hummingbird swing 

Clearly the confused fella doesn't understand what it takes to be a swinger.

Or perhaps swinging simply isn't his thing — in contrast to this cutie who really got a kick out of it a few summers ago.

Meh... To each his own.