31 back-to-school jokes for kids

As kids of all ages hit the books once again, here are some giggles to counteract any groans from your grands during back-to-school season.

school jokes for kids

What school does the ice cream man attend?
Sundae school.

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!

Why do magicians do so well in school?
Because they’re good at trick questions.

Why was school easier for cave people?
Because there was no history to study!

What school teaches you how to greet people?
HI school!

Why shouldn't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
Because if you add 4 plus 4 you get ate!

Why did the M&M go to school?
He really wanted to be a Smartie!

What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A wrecktangle.

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
It already had a million degrees!

Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems.

What did one math book say to the other?
Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!

What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A chalkboard!

Why did the student drown?
Because all her grades were below C.

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Chew! Chew!"

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because she had bright students!

Why was the music teacher unable to open the classroom door?
His keys were on the piano!

Which school building has the most stories?
The library.

What do little astronauts get when they do their homework?
Gold stars.

Why did the boy eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What’s the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.

Why does the broom get poor grades in school?
Because it sweeps during class!

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
She couldn't control her pupils.

What is the first thing a little gorilla learns in school?
The Ape B C's.

Where does King Arthur go to school?
Knight school.

What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?
HISSSSSstory.

What scares Mr. Bubble about school?
Pop quizzes!

How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.

What three candies can you always find in school?
Nerds, DumDums, and Smarties.

What vegetables do librarians like?
"Quiet peas."

Where do giants go to school?
High school!

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
Synonym rolls.

Today's question:

Got a back-to-school joke to add to the list? Please share!