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How to beat the heat: 5 steps to success

Baby, it's hot outside!

Always ready to lend a helping hand or hint, I'm here to offer you a sure-fire way to beat the summer heat in five simple steps.

 

A black SQUIRREL trying to stay cool!ONE
Find a tree and climb it.

 

TWO
Choose a sturdy, stable, suitable branch.

 

THREE
Stretch out on the branch, belly down ... and hold on.

 

FOUR
Exhale a long, loud sigh sounding something like aaaahhhh!

 

FIVE
Ignore pesky peeps taking pics of you in your happy place. They're just jealous.