Time for another round of seasonal silly stuff for kids and their keepers, be they grandmothers or others. This go-round the subject is St. Patrick and his special day.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What do you call a leprechaun who disappears?
What do you call a leprechaun who falls in a river?
Where do leprechaun baseball players play?
In the little league
What's the best position for leprechaun baseball players?
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare for all.
Why are frogs always ready for St. Patrick's Day?
Because they wear green every day.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Because regular rocks are too heavy.
What was the leprechaun's job at the diner?
Short order cook
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
It's best not to press your luck.
What do you call a musical performance by a leprechaun band?
Why did the leprechaun singer stand on a chair?
So he could reach the high notes.
What's Irish and stays outside all night?
Paddy o' furniture
What do you call leprechauns who collect newspaper, plastic bottles, and soda cans?
How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter.
Just like you are right now, right!?
Happy St. Patrick's Day!