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    Wednesday
    Mar152017

    Dublin over: 16 St. Patrick's Day jokes for kids

    Time for another round of seasonal silly stuff for kids and their keepers, be they grandmothers or others. This go-round the subject is St. Patrick and his special day.

    st. patrick's day jokes for kids 

    What do you call a big Irish spider?

    A Paddy long legs

     

    What does Ireland have more than any other country?

    Irishmen

     

    What do you call a leprechaun who disappears?

    A lepre-gone

     

    What do you call a leprechaun who falls in a river?

    Wet

     

    Where do leprechaun baseball players play?

    In the little league

     

    What's the best position for leprechaun baseball players?

    Short stop

     

    Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

    He couldn't afford plane fare for all.

     

    Why are frogs always ready for St. Patrick's Day?

    Because they wear green every day.

     

    Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

    Because regular rocks are too heavy.

     

    What was the leprechaun's job at the diner?

    Short order cook

     

    Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

    It's best not to press your luck.

     

    What do you call a musical performance by a leprechaun band?

    A lepre-concert

     

    Why did the leprechaun singer stand on a chair?

    So he could reach the high notes.

     

    What's Irish and stays outside all night?

    Paddy o' furniture

     

    What do you call leprechauns who collect newspaper, plastic bottles, and soda cans?

    Wee-cyclers

     

    How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?

    He's Dublin over with laughter.

     

    Just like you are right now, right!? 


    Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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    Reader Comments (5)

    I could use some of these on Michael this week. So thank you!

    March 15, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCarol Cassara

    LOL! Hey, these aren't just for kids after all. :D

    March 15, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLux

    Wow! Now all I need is some green beer and I'm ready to go! Happy Saint Patricks Day!

    Just love these! Hope you had a wonderful St Patrick's Day!

    March 19, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGrandma Kc

    Great jokes lisa!!!!!!! hope your grandchildren/dogs are doing well xxxxx

    March 20, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterEnas McGuigan
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