National Humor Month: Giggles and grins for kids
Friday, April 20, 2012 April is National Humor Month. Don't let it end without getting in a few giggles, grins, and groans with the grandkids.
Here are a few to get things started:
What does a baby ear of corn call its father?
Pop Corn.
Why are movie stars cool?
Because they have so many fans.
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Two snowmen are standing in a meadow. One snowman turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"
What is the strongest bird?
A crane.
On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
On the outside.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
“You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.”
How do you find a lost rabbit?
Easy. Just make a sound like a carrot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me any more silly questions.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven—T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t
What is the difference between here and there?
The letter T.
What did the bad chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs he would fall over.
Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
In the dictionary.
Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have buck teeth.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mayor.
Mayor who?
Mayor days be filled with love and laughter.
Today's fill-in-the-blank:
The last person I shared a joke with was _______________.
Reader Comments (7)
Mayor day be filled with love and laughter, too! Last 'formal' joke I shared was with my Granddaughter.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you my gorgeous Granddaughter?
I'm no Jay Leno, but it sends her into a fit of giggles. That's all that matters!!
Well Amara of course! And somewhat similar to Nonnie Kelly!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Happy Saturday. Hope you are having a blast in the sand!
Oh no! I can't remember jokes -- I tell the same ones over and over :) but the last one I told was to my 14 yo daughter.
Love all the jokes! Made my day. Also NonnieKelly and GrandmaKc. Funny stuff! The last joke I shared I actually stole from Ally over at Just a Normal Mom. It was so funny I posted it on facebook. Gave her credit, of course. I still laugh just thinking about it.
The last joke I shared with one or the other of my seven kids (they're all in their forties and fifties now) was: Why does an elephant paint her toenails red? So she can hide in a strawberry patch.
Why didn't the orange cross the road?
He ran out of juice!
Love all the jokes
The last person I giggled with was my granddaughter Helen, who has a keen sense of humor. We love pirate jokes, because you can make up your own with anything that has a strong "r" sound. What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrby's! You get the idea.