The Saturday Post
A little treat for your weekend enjoyment:
Want the full-length version? Read it in David Sedaris' hilarious (as always) Christmas-themed "Holidays on Ice," or hear him read the tale and others in the audio version of the book.
Today's question from "The Christmas Conversation Piece":
If you were a department store Santa, which aspects of the job would you enjoy the most?
My answer: Wearing a hat and/or shoes that jingle. (Although with only ONE SINGLE bell on each, for all my former associates who remember "Jingles." AACK!)

















Saturday, December 12, 2009





Reader Comments (1)
Hahaha, I love the "exit elf"... If you're not good santa will come take your tv and all your electrical devices... even your refrigerator! Hilarious!
If I were a dept store santa I'd love hearing what all the little ones want for Christmas!