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Tuesday
Oct272009

My non-bucket list

(image courtesy of Webweaver)Apparently bucket lists are all the rage, as it seems every third blog I read includes some comment about the blogger's bucket list.

I don't really have a bucket list.

There are things I want to do, goals I have, places I plan to visit and reams of ideas on ways I plan to embarrass myself. I've just never thought to call it my bucket list.

I have done some of the big things on my non-list, such as learning to swim as I approached the age of 40, taking piano lessons after the age of 40 and jumping out of an airplane -- which I did way before the age of 40 and am sure I couldn't/wouldn't do it now as I inch frightfully close to the 50 mark!.

But I'd never visited a haunted house (the Haunted Mansion in Disney World doesn't count!). In fact, neither had Jim. Until last night.

Last night, Jim and I joined up with two of my sisters and their partners and we visited the Haunted Mines.

Now, I like scary -- not bloody/gory/disgusting -- movies. I sort of like scary books -- as long as the reason for the suspense doesn't involve aliens or gargantuan spiders (because that's just stupid, not scary!). And I did kind of like the fact that we had some sort of paranormal activity going on in our house when we first moved in ... until I got too scared and in a fit of fright asked the spirits or whatever they were to please leave us the hell alone -- and they did.

But I don't like the idea of being touched by demon actors in a haunted house or chased by a chainsaw-wielding volunteer maniac. Luckily it's illegal in our state for haunted house staff to touch the visitors. The chainsaw guy I'd just have to deal with. Which scared me.

So several times yesterday, out of the blue I'd tell Jim, "I really hope I don't get so scared I wet my pants." After the third time of saying something along those lines, he said, in all seriousness, "You're really scared, aren't you?" Well, yeah. (Of course, he decided to turn it into something related to control issues, saying it's really just the not being in control and not knowing what'll happen that scares me. To which I say, Well, yeah!)

But I went anyway. My sisters and their significant others had been to haunted houses several times, so I assumed they'd be relatively calm and cool once we passed through the gate, loaded the old-time elevator to the bottom of the mine, and embarked on the trip of terror.

Not the case! They screamed and jumped and ran and hid their faces and squealed like a little girl (even the guys!) just as much as I did -- which I did more often than I ever thought I would. But I also did parts of the tour I never thought I would, the parts that I'd read about and planned to use the "go-around" route, such as taking the spooky, curvy slide instead of the stairs and crawling through the tiny, TINY hole to reach the scariest features of all.

And I was chased by a chainsaw-wielding volunteer maniac. And I screamed and ran and hid my face.

But ... I didn't get so scared I wet my pants!

Which is a very good thing, because after last night's fun, my sisters and I have planned an annual Scare-The-Hell-Out-Of-Ourselves trip. Next year: The 13th Floor Haunted House in Denver (yeah, the one the Denver Bronco players couldn't make it through!). The following year: Knott's Berry Scary Farm Haunt. Who knows after that.

So instead of a bucket list, I'm creating a list of scary places to visit. Got suggestions? Send them my way. As long as no aliens or gargantuan spiders are involved, I'm there!

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Reader Comments (17)

I was just talking about this the other day. I hate those "haunted houses." I think it would be cool to visit a place that might actually be haunted, but those Halloween fright houses piss me off. People jumping out at me? Not cool. I haven't been to one since I was a kid and I ended up covered in glow-in-the-dark paint from the "actors" touching me. Maybe I just don't like strangers touching me. Or maybe I'm a control freak.

October 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPam

I *am* a control freak. And I don't like people touching me. But I had a really good time! Of course, it was a haunted MINE (which really might be haunted), not a fake haunted house.

October 27, 2009 | Registered CommenterLisa

A haunted mine, how fun! I'll have to put that on my list of things-to-do-in-October.

Want to know about another scary place to visit? Try my house. Hasn't been cleaned in years. Gargantuan spiders do live there. Dust thick enough to plant carrots in. And creepy inhabitants (me!).

October 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNina Lewis

That was awesome. I was very relieved you did not wet your pants. It was cold and I did not want to give up my jacket.

October 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie

Nina: You should charge admission and let folks in to your scary house during the Halloween season. Haunted houses are BIG business! Then you could use the money made to hire someone to clean for you after October 31!

Debbie: I would have just taken Jim's jacket. He's used to covering for me in uncomfortable situations! :o)

October 27, 2009 | Registered CommenterLisa

You know, the place I've heard to go for a super-spooky Halloween is Universal Studios in Orlando. Not that you'd ever catch me going ... I'm too chicken.

October 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

I'm adding that to the list! Thanks!

October 27, 2009 | Registered CommenterLisa

Well you are pretty brave. Something that scares the crap out of me is the movie The Birds. Just thinking about it makes me nervous. When you see the shot of all the birds on the tricky bars outside the school (and all the kids are in the school) it freaks me out. Alfred Hitchcock is my kind of scary.

October 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGrandma Lizzie

I think that we all should go to the one in Canon City next year too! Can I be apart of the Scare-The-Hell-Out-Of-Ourselves trip? Or do I not count since I am the daughter/niece?

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBrianna

Daughters and nieces always count! So that's on the list!

October 29, 2009 | Registered CommenterLisa

We visited a haunted warehouse one year and it was pretty good - although a little more bloody/gory than scary. I used to LOVE the haunted hayrides but my daughter is petrified of them and refuses to go. Did I mention she's 15? My 9 year old loves 'em!

As for scary places to go ... I'd highly recommend stopping by my girls' upstairs bathroom. It doesn't get much scarier than that.

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCreative Junkie

You're right! Nothing gets more frightening than a bathroom shared by girls! I used to have three teens sharing the bathroom at the same time and it was a sheer horror (especially in the mornings when they were getting ready for school!).

October 29, 2009 | Registered CommenterLisa

Ok, I can't help ya out with scary places to visit because I am a HUGE chicken and stay far away from scary. I will admit that I wet my pants in high school the ONLY time I ever went to a haunted house. NEVER again! I had to ride the Tidal Wave at Astroworld to clean off! lol Anyway, I love your blog header... soooo funny and original.

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

Knotts Scary Farm is VERY scary!! You will have a blast if you go!

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkara-noel

My 16 year old would love that, but I will settle for the Haunted House at Disney. =)

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

Shannon: SEE, that's what I was worried I'd do! It really DOES happen to people who get too scared!

Kara: I can't wait!

Anne: I do love the Haunted House at Disney. We actually went through SEVERAL times when we were there ... and I'd go through several times again, if I had the chance!

October 29, 2009 | Registered CommenterLisa

Cute post. I love your blog name and banner too.

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBetsy B. Honest
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